KIDS, don’t you just love them! Their little minds are amazing! One Sunday I was asked by a neighbor to help her with the children attending Sunday Bible class at her church. I not only enjoyed meeting the children but I was entertained beyond belief. About Theology, the Questions are obvious, the answers are something else. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. Samson slay-ed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles. Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients. Moses went to the top of Mt.Cyanide to get the 10 commandments. The 7th commandment is 'Thou shalt not admit adultery.' … [Read more...]
Get Ready to Laugh…kids are priceless!
August 5, 2011 By
A teacher friend posted this on another forum and I'd thought I would share;These are real answers given by children: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and … [Read more...]
More Things my Mother Taught me
July 21, 2011 By
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home! … [Read more...]
What My Mother Taught Me
April 26, 2011 By
Most of us have forgotten what it was like to be a kid. Here at kidzucation Headquarters, our kidz-u-cators work with children every day, giving us unique insight into what works. Kids instinstinctively know what is designed and written for them , and when they are asked correctly, you'll be surpprised the answers. Straignt out of kids mouths , not the messy stuff, but the funny stuff: get ready for a laugh or two. Life through a kid's eyes can be pretty surprising sometimes. I am always amazed at how kids think! I asked a few 5th graders “What did your Mother teach you?”, these are some of the responses I received. … [Read more...]
